Got this from a friend of mine..............FUNNY!!
HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM
1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.
2. Place them on your front porch along with a copy of Guns & Ammo
Magazine
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
Bubba
Bertha, Duke and I went for more ammo and beer. Be back in an hour.
Don't mess with the pit bulls... they attacked the mailman this morning and
messed him up BAD. I don't think Killer took part but it was hard to tell
from all the blood. Anyway I locked all four of 'em in the house.
Better wait outside. Be right back.
Cooter

