Usually, when someone offers me something dairy-based, I will say, "Sorry, thanks...I'm allergic."
8/10 times, this person will say something like, "Oh, you're lactose intolerant? They make pills for that!"
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Buddy, if I was LI, I would gobble up your snacks and lock myself in a room with you! Duuuh!